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Words Demotivational Poster


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


9 W0RDS WOMEN USE -


TAGS: words women list motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:33 pm
Omygod... This is my mom!! And my gf! and me! Gah!!
Roadki11uk - December 4, 2009, 4:50 am
I'd like to add "thanks a lot" Definitely not to be confused with "thanks" more a you are going to PAY for that one.... 5L
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 1:15 am
Slowly but surely, they come in and down-rate perfection. And with 1 or 2Ls, no less. What the hell?
ronsart - December 2, 2009, 12:39 pm
wife now going around all day saying...whatever...go figure...lol
Ed-Hyde - December 2, 2009, 10:53 am
Yea, my number 6 is "I guess." This list is why I say thank you every morning to my wife. For allowing me to wake up.
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:20 am
their
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:19 am
this is great. they should give this to guys during there engagements so they can learn how to dodge those bullets early. 5 lions too you!
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:47 pm
Let's not forget "I have a headache" - that one is a much deeper sign than just "not tonight"
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 10:43 pm
This is gospel! 5 Whatevers on...um...opposite day.
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 9:56 pm
Perfect Ron. 5 all the way...
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:17 pm
"why would I care?" is my wife's version of "that's ok". Never mind that she does care enough to murder me in my sleep if I go ahead and do the thing she "doesn't care" about. I think every husband a a different version of #6, but these are all dead on.
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:13 pm
5 nights on the couch for you!
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:12 pm
"Do what ever you want" is the land mine I always find
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:09 pm
5 "Yes Dear's!!". Only one other phrase I hear not there..."Don't you even THINK about trying to put THAT in there.................that goes in the recycling bin"


thepenisinhermouth -


TAGS: words
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 6:03 pm
Of COURSE that's not how I read it! Its ME! 5 L for bustin' me cold with that! 5 LOL lions!
GaryO - August 19, 2015, 10:51 am
O-h-h-h-h-h...5 Looks


WORDS TO LIVE BY - May the gods of gaming smile upon you.


TAGS: words gaming ctrl alt del comics
Rating: 3.69/5

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boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am
and whatever you shall bind on earth will be bound in heaven. so timmy you are banned from heaven
boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am
srry this is gunn be long You hold the keys, and to whomever you open it is opened, and to whomever you close it is closed. This is what the good gentle Jesus said to Peter, whose place you take: 'Whatever you shall loose on earth will be loosed in heave
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 5:43 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAA So it is written...so it shall be done.


TRUST THE TRUTH -




MORMON TOURETTES -




WORDS THAT RIPPED MY HEART OUT -


TAGS: words heart love pain sorrow
Rating: 4.53/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:37 pm
Posts like this from a first timer? genius 5L's Oh and brother we've all been there.
mdr80 - March 1, 2012, 10:36 am
Thank you, kind sir
ughomer - March 1, 2012, 8:23 am
Comical, but so true.
mdr80 - February 29, 2012, 6:02 pm
thank you all, this is my first submission, very exciting
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 5:58 pm
this has been said to me before. 5L
carebear - February 29, 2012, 5:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - February 29, 2012, 5:04 pm
Eeek. . . Well played, Mdr, very well played. . .
mariand - February 29, 2012, 12:10 pm
yup...very nice
Reality Lord - February 29, 2012, 7:33 am

oh ouch...nice
Verdeckt - February 29, 2012, 6:34 am
Nice


ALL LIVES MATTER! -




HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...


TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am
I'm not sure why but... 5


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -


TAGS: famous last words b 52 carrier navy
Rating: 4.57/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:31 pm
and let 'er rip! Good one Sniper


A Beer In Hand -


TAGS: beer words wisdom fridge vintage
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:11 pm
hehehe... good one


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY -


TAGS: words of wisdom
Rating: 4.33/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 3:16 am
this one is funny........5 pregnant X girlfriends.
Anything - March 9, 2010, 6:02 pm
Some kinda overused phrase...4l then.


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


Stupid Ideas -




GO F*** YOURSELF -


TAGS: words swearing
Rating: 4.79/5

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djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 1:24 am
Times New Roman, Bold, 73+ size, variable kerning & tracking (damn font fetish). Ooor, just use AutoMotivator. It's why a lot of people's posters look like the original Despair, Inc. Demotivators.
Rick69 - January 22, 2012, 6:24 am
Really good poster; what font is this... it looks amazing for titles! :)
djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:04 pm
To both, thank you! :D
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 2:06 pm
good one
Zetmonk - January 13, 2012, 6:29 am
Nicely done!


LAST WORDS SPOKEN -


TAGS: last words
Rating: 4.65/5

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SKINNY JEANS -


TAGS: words
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by concern3

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:21 am
ALL jeans are "skinny jeans" if you have fat enough legs. ^_^
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 11:33 am
I'm sorry, I have to disagree; granted, not all heavy set women look good in skinny jeans, but neither do all skinny women. I mean seriously, you got to fill them out a bit!
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 5:01 pm
I ardy have......imagination is so vivid at times
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:59 pm
Taste. Go figure. Ha! He said figure. 5'd
Silverheart - December 7, 2014, 4:36 pm

I would love to see her out of those jeans (M-M-M-M)
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 8:43 am
Well, I just appreciate the scenery (luv big girls...M-M-M-M)


YOU SAY YES I SAY KNOW -


TAGS: words
Rating: 4.69/5

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PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -




FAMOUS LAST WORDS - The last thing you will ever hear.


TAGS: famous last words pulp fiction ezekiel 25 17
Rating: 2.28/5

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Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:57 pm
Ezekiel 25:17 - "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them" - (KJV) Apparently the version in the poster is the QTV.
SeanieG123 - October 9, 2008, 2:01 am
nope, american sean. now known as SeanieG123 because i did not realize the name you put down was the name posted with the motifake
Sean - October 6, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is this by English Sean, perhaps?
Haarakkon - September 16, 2008, 10:16 pm
*I* don't think Marsellus Wallace is a bitch.
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:28 am
... with a big afro hairdo
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:27 am
only if spoken by Samuel L Jackson...
Ernie - September 16, 2008, 9:49 am
If that doesn't scare you sh*tless, I don't know what would?


CHARADES -


TAGS: two words sounds like seggagive
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:20 am
How about, "Hawk! Punch!" Wait, that's spelled H-A-R-K. Thought I had something.
tatespa - September 27, 2012, 10:48 am
Comeon boys, I know I'm REAL latem but it's Falcon PUNCH!!!!
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:50 pm

It kinda has become a tradition.
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:43 pm
Yes. You're sleeping through them again, aren't you?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm

Is it the holidays yet?
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:37 pm
@ rerun... Are you sure you didn't mean Manischewitz & some goose liver?
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:36 pm
Cocktails is only one word. Hm. Taxidermy Treat?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:35 pm
Duck Soup? You quack me up Aggy!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
....l'orange
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:29 pm

it is getting close to dinner, maybe this is actually roast chicken in a burgendy wine marinade...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:27 pm
Boy, do I feel stupid with my guess. How humiliating.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:25 pm
Hawk Hooch?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:24 pm

bird soup, so obvious in its simplicity
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:19 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:18 pm
Peregrine Punch?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 6:50 pm
Falcon Aide....OH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:47 pm
I thought we told you to not lick the windows on the bus ride home from school anymore!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
My hair tastes like blue! Bat Man touched me!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
Sure fat head, keep telling yourself that.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
They protect me from the flying balloons and meaner kids who tease me.
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Great airman, like aggy needs any bigger of a head... Mr. M is spending a fortune on custom sized baseball caps for him.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:19 pm
I'm sharp like that.
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:15 pm
boy, nothing gets by you
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:10 pm
Is it Falcon Aide?


SUCH IS LIFE - Being a pezimist means always expecting to be out of candy




THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE -


TAGS: slip words dungeon goeth
Rating: 4.38/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:18 pm
Great one! Tell it like it is.


CONSTANZA’S WORDS -


TAGS: s words steinfield
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by ronsart

whatukno - December 22, 2009, 1:36 am
That was George Carlin.
GoForthAndDie - December 19, 2008, 5:03 pm
Wasn't that originally George Carlin's?


SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.


TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry


ECCENTRICITIES -




Famous Last Words -


TAGS: famous last words fur hat
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 31, 2015, 5:17 pm
Thanks :))
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:57 pm
I always liked that pic. Good rendition.


Truth Love Faithful Respect -


TAGS: truth love faithful respect words
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - May 25, 2013, 10:35 am

Once again, you have set the bar high.


MAY BREAK MY BONES -


TAGS: war words tank bones einstein
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
Well said Neener.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:59 pm
I'm in total agreement. 5s are nice, but true criticism pushes people to improve.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:57 pm
all fives either.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
If that's your honest opinion then great! Thanks! You like it even more than I do and there's nothing wrong with that. If the quote were my own I would consider this a Five. I would never intentionally make a 1L poster but I can accept that they're not
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
I fived it too. The tank shaped skeleton is awesome and that quote is probably true. During the Zombie Apocalpse aim for the head!
crankyhead - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
I gave it a 5.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
To whoever gave this poster less than a 5... Thanks for your honesty. I appreciate the 5's and by no means do I want 1's, but this wouldn't get a 5 from me if someone else made it.


GOAL-ORIENTATED -


TAGS: business corporate buzzwords
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
Damn good chuckle there. Well played.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:45 pm
LOL!


RULES - You probably should have made nine of them.


TAGS: swords assignment jet li fight club
Rating: 4.55/5

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Woodywood03a - January 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
Sweet, very sweet
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:48 am
Now he's joining the dead club. LMAO!!! 5L
MustyK - January 13, 2010, 5:50 am
Love It.....5 L's.
R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 11:59 am
I'm sorry, BOTH movies?
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:56 pm
Excellent poster Pro, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:17 pm
5 Kobiasi's
Preacher Man - January 9, 2010, 7:44 pm
Hidden cameras? That explains the federal warrant and the angry mob!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:03 pm
The cameras are a mandatory and integral part of the Motifake experience.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:02 pm
It's in the Motifake "terms and conditions," in REALLY small print.
Joshy8632 - January 9, 2010, 6:59 pm
You have camera's in my house? OH GOD!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:57 pm
pff. You act like you don't know about the spy cameras.
Joshy8632 - January 9, 2010, 6:56 pm
I just watched BOTH of These movies the other day! Creepy.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:48 pm
Fuckin' brilliant! lol "Ain't no rule that says I can't fillet your ass!" 5/5
sickartist - January 9, 2010, 6:43 pm
There is always a loophole. 5L


PREPARE TO DIE -


TAGS: swords
Rating: 4.18/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 6, 2012, 10:50 am
Just wait for the crying match when some one gets a clout around the ear with the plastic sword


FAMOUS LAST WORDS - OK little fishy, smile and show me your teeth...




VIOLENCE -




WHAT HAPPENS... - If this guy has to sneeze?




THE LONELY SIDEKICK -




THOZ DAM WORDZ -




THE PERIODIC TABLE -


TAGS: words
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 25, 2016, 2:56 pm
Nice rework of some old jokes! LUUUUUUV IT!!!!! Spayed coffee and choked from laughing so hard.....^! Well done Cern, well done!
MissPriss - August 25, 2016, 11:45 am
wa wa waaaa!


She's Got Legs -


TAGS: words legs sex interpret
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:06 am

Sorry, had a little lapse of eloquence. Lack of blood to the brain, massive rush to *ahem* a lower extremity. 5nosebleeds!
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:24 am
Oh Cannabal thanks for the late night LOL moment.
Cannabal - November 13, 2013, 10:56 pm
Giggity.
MissPriss - November 13, 2013, 10:58 am
???
Silverheart - November 12, 2013, 10:59 pm

!!!


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -




PHRASE WORDS CORRECTLY - I said to my girlfriend ‘I think we should cut ties with each other’ The next day we had to go shopping together




WORDS - A shelter for the clever, and a trap for the naive.




IF SHE SPINS TOO FAST - will she get disoriented?


TAGS: pun play on words because she appears to be of orient descent
Rating: 4.19/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2011, 2:00 am
I believe the merry-go-round would be.
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:46 pm
very nice pun!


BASEBALL - The sport that brings us the phrases "sliding into home", "foul ball", "sacrifice fly" and "the 7th inning stretch"


TAGS: play on words
Rating: 3.78/5

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A CURED HAM -


TAGS: words
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 3:02 pm
I've always been worried about finding one that was NOT "cured."
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 5:25 pm
Nope, but I'm throwing out the one in my fridge now.
mizzdizz - January 3, 2015, 9:44 am
YES! Glad I'm not alone! You are sick and twisted! I like that. 5 laughing lions
Oldsod - January 3, 2015, 7:01 am
...I will now...


COMMON SENSE - Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.




The Energizer Bunny -


TAGS: words
Rating: 4.9/5

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Silverheart - January 19, 2015, 4:53 pm

Zzzzzziing! Love it.
kirill - January 18, 2015, 5:37 am
5
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:06 am
They ruined his buzz!
Oldsod - January 16, 2015, 2:29 pm
YE5!!!!!!


WORDS OF WISDOM -




FEELINGS -




JOKES -


TAGS: a picture is worth a 1000 words cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

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Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 1:22 am
Don't get me started
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 1:07 am
Not going where, Cubby? Left or right?


THINK TWICE, SPEAK ONCE - One is sooner able to prevent the sun from setting than to take back hurtful words spoken in anger.




WORDS - Words are the most powerful drug of mankind. Choose them carefully.


TAGS: words powerful mankind carefully choose
Rating: 4.1/5

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ExtraMushy - February 17, 2012, 3:28 am
there is a saying "actions speak louder than words" but its just louder xD
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 8:01 am

only two words for you. well done
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 10:47 pm
If a customer demands it at all costs, yes.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
And your creativity is earthbound?
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 6:05 pm
Language is a virus from outer space!
Zealot - November 6, 2010, 4:49 pm
i choose why


I - Never finish Anyth




OSTRACIZED - Who me? I'm no ostrich!


TAGS: words
Rating: 3.38/5

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GOOFING WITH SWORDS - You see GUYS! I told you the MALT girls like to have fun. Umm..Guys? Damn...they fainted


TAGS: swords
Rating: 3.25/5

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shmoe13 - December 1, 2010, 6:46 pm
5 "swords" up cubby


Food For Thought -


TAGS: play on words clock time hunger food
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 12:14 am
Kinda showin' your sage there.
GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:58 pm
Well, lookit the thyme
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:18 pm
I'm honoured, thanks Old!
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:17 pm
Thanks there stranger, teehee.
Oldsod - January 31, 2014, 9:42 pm
Fived, Faved, and in my File of Demotivators for Classroom Use!
ughomer - January 31, 2014, 4:34 pm
Funny as "I'll Get Out."
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:30 pm
Thanks lg.
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:30 pm
Aw crotchety you're too kind...you heavy handed so-and-so teehee.
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:28 pm
Thanks Icon.
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:27 pm
Well ghoul...I just logged into the site and boy are my arms tired...ba-da-boom, teehee.
lgvernon - January 31, 2014, 11:21 am

Took the time to LOL at this %Ls~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:54 am
Bravo, Priss, bravo. I've really got to . . . . 'hand' it to 'ya.
Iconoclast - January 31, 2014, 10:14 am
I love it. Original. 5 tick-tocks
falloutghoul - January 31, 2014, 9:35 am
Ba-Dum Tss!


my mom is texting me -


TAGS: young generation unknown words
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:36 pm
My 30 year old son is confused by a phone dial. Something happened while we weren't looking.
GaryO - October 13, 2013, 8:03 am
Heh, my eight year old grandson and I were watching an old movie (Double Indemnity) when Fred MacMurray ‘dialed’ a call. My grandson said ‘what’s he doin’ with that phone?’…. good’n here little chicken


Cool is overrated -


TAGS: devin townsend dancing jazz hands rather be happy than cool words i live by silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm

All the world is waiting for a photograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.


A SINGLE TEAR - A picture is worth a thousand words; A single tear is worth a thousand pictures.




Ain't That Cute? -


TAGS: shirley temple too cute twisted words misunderstanding little gi
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2013, 8:39 am
Oh it’s due alright, just can’t seem to squeeze it thru these fifty shades of grey matter.
PapaFox - August 2, 2013, 7:42 am
A child's ability to embarrass their parent is one of life's great pleasures. :-)
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 1:47 am
Sounds like another book is due? Thanks for the comment Mr.Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Too many memories, Miss P, too many.
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 7:56 pm
What...being haunted for life or finding out the truth about your dad? Hey Papa, haven't chitchatted in a while. Thanks for the comment!
PapaFox - August 1, 2013, 7:48 pm
Oh I can SO relate! :-D


A picture is worth 1,000 words -


TAGS: reflecting in tones of grey and blue picture worth 1000 words silverheart
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:23 pm
Mesmerizing pic! 5L silvie!
Greeny - September 16, 2013, 7:36 pm
Nice


UNDERWEAR -


TAGS: passwords
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by house

EpicScribbles - June 2, 2011, 6:33 pm
Thank you!
rerun - June 1, 2011, 6:16 pm

Look at top of this page, see "creat" tab? Click that and follow the instructions. Look at the posters here and get a feel for the premise. You can always PM somebody for help, we would prefer to have you ask than get discouraged and not come back.
house - June 1, 2011, 6:15 pm
just use the "Create" button on the menu bar. Then upload the photo from your file and give it a title and some text
EpicScribbles - June 1, 2011, 5:23 pm
Damn! I dont want to seem like a timmy but Im fucking new and I'm really fucking up how to make motifakes....i cant even figure out how to make on
rerun - May 31, 2011, 7:52 pm

Only you can be the judge of that
steph1 - May 31, 2011, 7:48 pm
does this mean - longer is better?


Runt? -


TAGS: four letter words
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - August 13, 2013, 2:26 pm
Steve ~ PUNT comes to mind.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 12:08 pm
ooooh! :-O
steve1961 - August 13, 2013, 10:57 am
Aunt.


PROOF POSITIVE -


TAGS: bin ladens last words
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

tellitlikeitis - May 7, 2011, 8:39 pm
Most excellent!


The Clubhouse -


TAGS: golf rules clubhouse twisted words
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 11:46 am
Thanks for the lions and throwing me under the bus to boot. You sent me the original footage!
JesusWept - April 12, 2014, 7:14 am
Hmm. MissP seems to know a lot about male urination procedure. 5 hidden webcams from me ;)


THE PERFECT TRIFECTA - Guns, boots, swords, cowboys, leather, schoolgirl, I....have to go now...


TAGS: swords and all that is holy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

spacedog - January 10, 2010, 12:33 am
HA! Just joking with you Fido. Night All.
spacedog - January 10, 2010, 12:32 am
I'm pretty sure Dre isn't a cop. He's FBI.
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 12:30 am
High school internet speed for high school downloads? That might actually be a cop...
DreMagnum - January 9, 2010, 4:35 pm
back to high speed school internet actually
BoneCD - January 9, 2010, 4:29 pm
...with dial-up
rerun - January 9, 2010, 3:32 pm

he got kicked out of Hogwarts....I think he is at an undisclosed loaction for his safety....especially since that incident at Hogwarts
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 3:23 pm
Howdy Dre. Christmas breaks over and you're back at Hogwarts school for the gifted?
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 3:23 pm
Because...there are hot cosplay chicks?
DreMagnum - January 9, 2010, 3:18 pm
Wow this seems like the perfect poster to announce my comeback on.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 3:05 pm
Why would my fleshlight be a female?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 3:03 pm
Him?....WTF?
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 3:01 pm
I do, however, care for it greatly. I even game him a name.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:57 pm
*Case.....WTF is wrong with my typing this morning?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:56 pm
We forgive you....it's hard to type with a burrito or fleshlight (in bart's care) in your hand.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:53 pm
LOL... I hate doing that to myself!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:52 pm
cross *him* That typo destroyed the joke.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:51 pm
You wouldn't want to cross. But, seriously, didn't he get nailed once?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:49 pm
I saw what you did....It makes Jesus sad.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:48 pm
Ceiling cow is watching me. Creepy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:45 pm
You're not.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:44 pm
Errr...I too have an appointment with my friend Jack. jk (...or am I?...) 5
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 2:36 pm
A little more boobs and it will be perfect
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 2:35 pm
Onechanbara is a classic in Japanese cinema...5/5
rerun - January 9, 2010, 12:35 pm

one of mine for sure
phydeaux - January 9, 2010, 12:32 pm
Yeah, and the fact that this is probably one of Cubby's fantasies...
rerun - January 9, 2010, 10:25 am

only thing you left out is .... Asian Chicks


POETRY -


TAGS: wordsmith
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

TheTrashHeap - November 15, 2009, 6:50 pm
excellent bone. 5 pussies. although i would gladly trade the big tits for a filthy mouth in bed.
peteyb - November 13, 2009, 10:09 pm
amazing..great stuff. Hope you'll pay for my divorce lawyer
Reality Lord - November 12, 2009, 5:32 pm

and no i won't be showing this to any women i'm seeing. they just appreciate good poetry.
Reality Lord - November 12, 2009, 5:31 pm

still laughing my ass off as i type this. i'de give it seven lions if i could.
BoneCD - November 12, 2009, 12:10 pm
And I wanted to thank Dinky D for Email that lead to this fun!
phydeaux - November 12, 2009, 12:09 pm
I'm not sure about the deaf mute part...how else will she know when I blame her for not cooking my steak correctly?!?!
BoneCD - November 12, 2009, 12:02 am
Thanks guys
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:19 pm
i've shown this to the missus and she just stared at me unamused. i laughed my ass off. 5L's :D
Chopperliscious - November 11, 2009, 8:33 pm
Poetry, pure poetry! 6 lions.


VENDETTA - When shouts and words aren't just enough, Some act must be done.




SOUP-OR-BOWL? - Neither really do it for me. I much prefer the side of crackers.


TAGS: bad play on words i know but give me a break i ve been gone a while
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:03 am
Not too shabby. Not too shabby at all!


S WORDS -


TAGS: assignment for january 9 swords s words seem silly sometimes
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 2:28 pm
More photos from the Family album I see...LOL! 5/5
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 1:03 pm
Very Creative "5 may I have another's"
phydeaux - January 9, 2010, 12:51 pm
Very well done indeed, and a nice play on the topic! 5 Sultry Swats Sublimely Sent!


JUXTAPOSITION -




FAMOUS LAST WORDS -




SINNERS - Some just don't get it




PROFOUND WORDS - For us to ponder.


TAGS: jesus cross words ponder god bible religion
Rating: 2.26/5

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Me_ - December 14, 2009, 3:44 pm
Yeah, he pissed off the Romans and had to hang to keep them from killing off the rest of the population. Lets hear it for the rebel without a clue whose family whisked him away once the guards were not looking. Lets not forget about all the sheep too.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 4:41 am
Those nails might hurt. Here's a step-ladder and a claw-hammer.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:53 pm
Go kill in the name of jesus!


BIG WORDS -


TAGS: big words girl girls friends funny cute
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Tony

rerun - September 11, 2010, 7:53 pm

actually, this is so old iot predates any inside jokes
Link L33T - September 11, 2010, 7:48 pm
The reason inside jokes shouldent be posted.
faulty switch - August 5, 2009, 7:56 pm
doesnt look like she cares


SIX WORDS - I'm voyeuristic, I'll tap then watch!


TAGS: six words voyeuristic kate beckinsale
Rating: 1.84/5

More motifakes by Charles

energy - October 21, 2008, 10:18 pm
lame tunnel


SHOES -




SAMOAN PROVERB -




SOME PEOPLE -




WORDS OF ADVICE - Son... ya want to get far in life? Learn proper sentence structure and the use of more than 3 words in each one


TAGS: advice life proper sentence words
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rick69 - May 26, 2012, 6:41 pm
Anytime... At your service... In more ways than you could possibly think... ... ...
MissPriss - May 26, 2012, 1:03 am
Thanks Slick!
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:22 pm
. . . Me appruves tihs . . . (Problem...?)


SAUSAGE -




SAYING "I'M SORRY" - Is the same as saying "I apologize"... except at a funeral.


TAGS: funeral sorry apology saying words
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by templar13

Sho - April 4, 2012, 2:49 pm
5L
SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 8:56 am
Closed casket? Whatever needs apologizing for must have been a doozy.


PROVERBS - Actually I’ve always been against them




CHICKS AND SWORDS - Like Peanut Butter and Jelly,a natural combination... ...Speaking of P&J, I'd like to rub some all over her...a nevermind


TAGS: swords
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:30 am
5L! The addition of peanutbutter to this poster was the icing on the... nevermind.


GUNS VS SWORDS - No matter how EPIC your moves, You're still screwed


TAGS: swords
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 11:53 pm
Especially if you're stupid enough to not UNSHEATHE your sword! Or cock your pistol for that matter...


COMING OUT - Carefully choose your venue. Not all audiences are as supportive as others.


TAGS: funny satire computer passwords are good
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by aintright

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2010, 9:32 am
In all fairness....I was at TTH's house and made this comment when he went to the store for chicken wings an jalapeno poppers.....Also, Trash is so ghey.


WHY WOMEN GO TO THE BATHROOM IN GROUPS - To get their SWORDS...silly me!


TAGS: swords
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear



SWEETHEARTS -


TAGS: sweethearts words eating
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:18 am
Ron again FTW! I don't suppose you would tell me of a good program for making more elaborate posters? I think i am ready to graduate from the "create" screen. Maybe.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:30 pm
Love it.
MO - July 27, 2009, 6:57 pm
And pretty!! So pretty...
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm
...i thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone about the E.D...
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm
...I mean I do feel young!
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:18 pm
Kids...
RONSART - July 27, 2009, 6:13 pm
Thax kids...Porc you always soft and sweet...lol Have enjoyed thru the year of battles you and others have in flame wars. So keep up the softness in tone...lol
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:06 pm
haha i like how this was done
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm
good = got
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm
And they good that long term mem going...5 Poodlers...*What, yes dear I'll be right there*


NEW MOTIFAKE RULE - You'll Poke Your Eyes Out! ...if you can't defend your dignity then at least defend your insanity.


TAGS: swords
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear



“WORLD...!!!” -


TAGS: words
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Marvin Wankerstein - October 28, 2009, 5:28 pm
It's also one of Brian May's homemade guitars and he wasn't left handed. Neither is Steve Vai. Minor details though Ron.
LOL - September 17, 2009, 5:25 pm
Isn't that steve vai? :P
That One Guy - March 31, 2009, 1:45 am
And apparently, he's left handed. I did not know that.


ON THE COUNT OF THREE - Ready...1...2...


TAGS: swords
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
Unlike them, silk is hard to penetrate.


RISKY READING? -




WORDS TO SAVE YOUR SOUL - Not tonight dear... I have a headache!


TAGS: words tonight headache terror soul
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 31, 2013, 10:27 pm
Alright Mick...hey...wait...um!
MashiMashi - December 25, 2013, 11:33 am
And your drunk uncle saying you tell anybody what we did here and I'll kill you in your sleep.


TENDING THE BOREDOM -


TAGS: words and color flock together
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:16 am
5 minutes?
steph1 - February 5, 2011, 8:19 am
good one boredom and way way too much spare time


ANCIENT WISDOM - Never give a sword to a man who can't dance. ~Confucius~




BK SUPER 7 INCHER -




ELEVEN WORDS - I lied its really five..




WAZUP BITCHES? -




NORTH KOREA -




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