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Fatt Matt - Jun 8, 2010 5:17pm, #179497


Fantastic!



Fatt Matt - May 11, 2010 1:35pm, #175653


Ground up and in the freezer.



Fatt Matt - May 5, 2010 4:48pm, #174783


Please don't soil the Greybeard name with this shite.



Fatt Matt - May 3, 2010 9:48am, #174511


Nope. Now I'M making posters with bad pick up lines. I don't see that you've made any posters.



Fatt Matt - Apr 30, 2010 5:36pm, #174136


One of the best. Def before it's time.



Fatt Matt - Apr 30, 2010 5:34pm, #174135


Matt Damon was great in Team America.



Fatt Matt - Apr 30, 2010 5:23pm, #174131


First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.



Fatt Matt - Apr 28, 2010 6:06pm, #173901


HEY! that's a cool Tank!



Fatt Matt - Apr 28, 2010 4:38pm, #173876


With a hula hoop.



Fatt Matt - Apr 26, 2010 5:49pm, #173675


No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...



Fatt Matt - Apr 26, 2010 5:31pm, #173671


Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about blow job school.



Fatt Matt - Apr 26, 2010 5:11pm, #173668


at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's



Fatt Matt - Apr 26, 2010 3:15pm, #173641


HAHAHA! I always had doubts about faceplant... you can't deny it if it's on a graph.



Fatt Matt - Apr 26, 2010 11:22am, #173620


Very apt. great poster better pic - Iggy Pop and Tom Waits... I forget the movie... is it Coffee and Cigarettes?



Fatt Matt - Apr 23, 2010 5:45pm, #173200


I've got a wind farm attached to me... you don't want to be downwind



Fatt Matt - Apr 23, 2010 5:41pm, #173199


LOL +5



Fatt Matt - Apr 23, 2010 5:41pm, #173198


Best anime related poster ever...



Fatt Matt - Apr 23, 2010 4:21pm, #173185


I'd swear that 2nd line says moo goo gai pan...



Fatt Matt - Apr 23, 2010 11:36am, #173137


Now that I've lost my breakfast I should probably eat something...but can't



Fatt Matt - Apr 23, 2010 10:42am, #173125


Right! Why have I not made these before??



Fatt Matt - Apr 22, 2010 3:59pm, #173011


Because so many men hire a prostitute to cuddle...



Fatt Matt - Apr 22, 2010 3:21pm, #173009


Ba-ZINGGG!!!! RC FTW!



Fatt Matt - Apr 22, 2010 3:20pm, #173008


It's funny cause it's true.



Fatt Matt - Apr 21, 2010 5:26pm, #172911


Poetry as always Sean. +5



Fatt Matt - Apr 21, 2010 4:01pm, #172902


nice... *bump* @_ME



Fatt Matt - Apr 21, 2010 3:59pm, #172901


What?



Fatt Matt - Apr 21, 2010 3:40pm, #172893


*work



Fatt Matt - Apr 21, 2010 3:39pm, #172892


HAHAHA! fantastic! this latest batch today has been some of your best wrok KFD. keep it up +5



Fatt Matt - Apr 21, 2010 3:35pm, #172889


Heh. man I hope not, if this is what you keep in there...



Fatt Matt - Apr 21, 2010 3:16pm, #172880


How's that MO? the one on the right has the look of "that was more than fart" and the one on the left knows it...



Fatt Matt - Apr 21, 2010 12:41pm, #172839


Very well put Jake.



Fatt Matt - Apr 21, 2010 12:13pm, #172836


hehehehe



Fatt Matt - Apr 21, 2010 12:08pm, #172834


Oops... it slipped. Please don't swing that hammer like that Rerun...



Fatt Matt - Apr 21, 2010 12:07pm, #172833


five fabulous frenzied fucks



Fatt Matt - Apr 20, 2010 5:34pm, #172638


sorry...



Fatt Matt - Apr 20, 2010 5:32pm, #172635


And now for something completely different...



Fatt Matt - Apr 20, 2010 5:32pm, #172634


And now for something completely different...



Fatt Matt - Apr 20, 2010 5:11pm, #172620


My posters aren't ridiculous... :( Well there was that ONE. And maybe 2-3 after that, but thats it.



Fatt Matt - Apr 20, 2010 5:03pm, #172613


HA! We all know that... great poster Grey!



Fatt Matt - Apr 20, 2010 4:08pm, #172579


Hindsight is 20/20. 5 lukewarm bodies for you



Fatt Matt - Apr 20, 2010 11:26am, #172543


Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own damn tribute poster...+5



Fatt Matt - Apr 20, 2010 9:42am, #172522


Yes sir!



Fatt Matt - Apr 19, 2010 5:56pm, #172170


Vote 1L. That's what I did.



Fatt Matt - Apr 19, 2010 12:43pm, #172151


Wasn't trying to give you shit or anything... just got to give props to sick.



Fatt Matt - Apr 19, 2010 11:57am, #172144


3...2...1L



Fatt Matt - Apr 19, 2010 11:44am, #172143


You're welcome...



Fatt Matt - Apr 19, 2010 11:20am, #172141


#84870...



Fatt Matt - Apr 16, 2010 5:35pm, #171695


I wish I could have printed this out and sent it off w/ my return.



Fatt Matt - Apr 16, 2010 4:57pm, #171686


That comment on this poster(postee) is funny for a reason you'll never quite understand G4briel...heh



Fatt Matt - Apr 16, 2010 4:38pm, #171681


I concur... you've got to put some kind of new twist to it... not as above.



Fatt Matt - Apr 16, 2010 4:20pm, #171679


damn dude... hahahaha! Looks like he has a lacrosse game after this.



Fatt Matt - Apr 16, 2010 3:41pm, #171678


Alright ya'll, these 4 girls are not bothering anyone. Let's just leave them alone...



Fatt Matt - Apr 16, 2010 1:02pm, #171659


Open your mind, Quaid.



Fatt Matt - Apr 15, 2010 4:38pm, #171515


hehehehe



Fatt Matt - Apr 15, 2010 3:57pm, #171498


I always thought women were the problem and alcohol was the solution...



Fatt Matt - Apr 15, 2010 2:51pm, #171484


hey look Timmy found ctrl+C. good job buddy!



Fatt Matt - Apr 15, 2010 2:15pm, #171472


Heh. Those Tums get expensive when you have to buy them by the drum.



Fatt Matt - Apr 15, 2010 12:52pm, #171460


Solid gold!



Fatt Matt - Apr 15, 2010 12:24pm, #171450


Tell'em Big Bertha sent ya!



Fatt Matt - Apr 15, 2010 11:36am, #171442


HA!



Fatt Matt - Apr 14, 2010 6:06pm, #171315


Spellcheck...



Fatt Matt - Apr 14, 2010 5:51pm, #171312


I know right... fat jokes, geez. I have feelings too guys. ;) +5 for Airman!



Fatt Matt - Apr 14, 2010 5:38pm, #171308


Poor Carl, they never did get that bike free...



Fatt Matt - Apr 14, 2010 12:57pm, #171274


Bwahahahahaha!!!!



Fatt Matt - Apr 13, 2010 5:51pm, #171109


This poster is gold just for the comments.



Fatt Matt - Apr 13, 2010 5:41pm, #171104


Face, did you have different text on this before? I see in the queue it was rejected and then approved...



Fatt Matt - Apr 13, 2010 5:29pm, #171098


Too soon... 5 impact crumple zones



Fatt Matt - Apr 13, 2010 5:12pm, #171096


Machete will work, just make sure you get the head. there's money in that fur you don't want to damage it... I like a cricket bat, has a nice thud to it.



Fatt Matt - Apr 13, 2010 4:45pm, #171092


Yes, but no "gonna get some pelt tonight" jokes this time.



Fatt Matt - Apr 13, 2010 4:40pm, #171091


What's the happy ending? When she loads bit torrent for you?



Fatt Matt - Apr 13, 2010 4:31pm, #171089


Sure, I could go for some sealkabobs. Can't find them around here.



Fatt Matt - Apr 13, 2010 3:21pm, #171074


The penguins damn it! penguins...



Fatt Matt - Apr 13, 2010 10:46am, #171031


If we bomb anything, we should bomb Antarctica. Those pompous penguin a-holes think their SOOO cool.



Fatt Matt - Apr 12, 2010 5:32pm, #170957


HAHAHAHA! +5



Fatt Matt - Apr 12, 2010 4:58pm, #170949


Extra crispy. Did you pick up any deep fried Twinkies with that?? And I also require a bucket of lard to dip the KFC in. thx +5 :)



Fatt Matt - Apr 12, 2010 4:30pm, #170943


Unless you think somehow fart jokes are funnier coming from a woman...



Fatt Matt - Apr 12, 2010 11:19am, #170902


It was old man Weathers the whole time.



Fatt Matt - Apr 9, 2010 4:55pm, #170439


HA!



Fatt Matt - Apr 9, 2010 1:02pm, #170418


Coke is too expensive.



Fatt Matt - Apr 9, 2010 1:01pm, #170417


Looks like she has a kick-ass apparatus to me... 4L for the pic -3L for the text.



Fatt Matt - Apr 9, 2010 11:40am, #170402


That's when you give it an upper-decker.



Fatt Matt - Apr 8, 2010 5:58pm, #170315


Spot on! +5



Fatt Matt - Apr 7, 2010 5:57pm, #170206


Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...



Fatt Matt - Apr 7, 2010 5:44pm, #170204


Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.



Fatt Matt - Apr 7, 2010 5:02pm, #170194


Farley was the man...



Fatt Matt - Apr 7, 2010 4:24pm, #170184


Careful Face... that's how rumors start.



Fatt Matt - Apr 6, 2010 3:34pm, #169992


My thoughts exactly. +5!



Fatt Matt - Apr 2, 2010 4:09pm, #168897


om nom nom nom nom



Fatt Matt - Apr 2, 2010 4:08pm, #168896


Your funny, show it



Fatt Matt - Apr 2, 2010 12:56pm, #168871


It's ok man, were all in the same boat. At least we've got eachother *sob*



Fatt Matt - Apr 2, 2010 12:51pm, #168869


Yeah, right...



Fatt Matt - Apr 2, 2010 11:47am, #168856


Yeah, anyone used to Miller Lite won't care for something like this. I could drink(sip) on that for hours.



Fatt Matt - Apr 2, 2010 10:49am, #168846


My god... my throat burns just looking at that.



Fatt Matt - Apr 2, 2010 10:40am, #168843


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! See you in hell CANADA +5



Fatt Matt - Apr 1, 2010 12:25pm, #168663


As long as there is no body painting in the "sausage cave"...+5



Fatt Matt - Apr 1, 2010 12:21pm, #168661


HAHAHAH!! uncanny...



Fatt Matt - Apr 1, 2010 12:20pm, #168660


I always see TOC smiling in my head, smiling and those gigantic anime eyes...



Fatt Matt - Mar 31, 2010 6:08pm, #168430


I hate coffee, but at $13 a cup I'd be pissed too. +5 cafe-latte-crape'-douches



Fatt Matt - Mar 31, 2010 5:26pm, #168423


Thx Air! As soon as that bitch gets done rowing me home she better be making me 15 sammmiches...



Fatt Matt - Mar 31, 2010 10:38am, #168333


*throws yeodog at her and runs*